While being a little homesick during the holidays, I was looking through some old home videos and typed up the transcript of this one for your reading pleasure:
(all the while Stevie has the camera focused on Heather standing in front of the Christmas tree awkwardly attempting to spin a basketball on two fingers and failing)
Mom: you guys, i really don't want you doing that in the living room.
(heather continues spinning, stevie continues taping)
Mom: ...all right?
Brandon: (out of sight of the camera, presumably squirting a water gun) Mom, it's a wet christmas!
Mom: (screech) Noooo!
Mom: mumble mumble...warm in here?
Brandon: (takes shirt off) I'm so warm that I'm sweating my balls off!
Mom: Ok, let's go in the garage and... PING PONG...listen let's play ping pong! You know what, know what I wanna do today you guys? Have you guys EVER played Monopoly?
Stevie: (with sarcasm) NO, what's that!? ( or also entirely possible, perhaps he says Fuck that..)
And I could create a great montage of Stevie chasing chickens...
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